Tamaramanor's Blog

And now back to our usual tom foolery….

Wait! Stop! An important political announcement from Sugartits for President 2012.

Finally, a candidate who SITS for something..

 

The latest obsession! What do you think?

Please watch The Breakfast Monkey clip at the bottom here. I LOVE IT! Dying to do the silly voices so everyone get on Facebook and like the page and tell the creators how wacky I am! Thank you. Now on with my show.

"I'm a monkey, dammit!"

Hope you like my new title for my blog…I was feeling snarky…

HA! We've got Tamara's back! Ha ha ha, INFINITY!

Had to write a post on Sheen…I like to call it Soylent Sheen, in March Archives.

NEW RULES FOR LILLIAN 2011 is under RANTS or Jan 2011 archives….Are you paying attention?

Betseygirl at Disneyland...

Trying to do some cartoons for the site but I’ll post my first drafts here for a while…New Category, called CARTOONS AND DOO DADS. Brilliant, huh?

Boy would my dad be proud…He always told me my snarky remarks would get me someplace. Usually it got me sent to my room, but he also encouraged my writing since I was wee.  I love telling people to go to hell and having them looking forward to the trip (or not).

AND my post on FCKH8 is up. See RANTS or Your moments of Gay, or Nov 2010 archives…TWO VIDEOS YOU NEED TO SEE!

I also wrote a wee piece about myself entitled “Why does Tamara act like this?”

Please check out my new favorite blog when you get a chance..It’s willclarkworld.com….Kind of like the gay Huffington Post. Love it!

With great regret, I have decided to sell my black Munster shoes on ebay. They are  a size 6, worn once.

MY FIRST MATERIAL POSESSION!

Please check out the monthly archives as well as the categories—I have tried to cross reference as best I can but there are so many posts not being read because people don’t paruse the monthly archives. Some things you just CAN’T put in a category–they usually end up in RANTS..Is that so hard? Thank you. Also when you read my posts, I sometimes add a ‘comment’ which is actually a song that I think fits perfectly with the rant or what have you. I like to go down to that comment, hit ‘play’ with the lil arrow, and read the post at the same time. For me, it just adds to the entertainment value.

I hope you  enjoy my addition of  ’Gene Gene the dancing machine’ to the blog. I like it WAY better than those idiot shows like ‘So you think you can dance’..Gene would have brought home all the trophies, dammit..

I hear things all the time like ‘You look like you’re from outer space.” Really, Homer? Is that the best you can do? Carharrt is the Gucci of the North Country. Yee-frekin-haw! Let’s go out for vittles and take a dip in the ce-ment pond while we’re at it! Good  thing I stopped drinking granny’s rhumatism medicine a long time ago!

The goal of this blog is to make it into a book, so if anyone knows any literary agents out there and can help me out,please let me know.  The sarcasm won’t end anytime soon so lucky you.

Full time grad school is still plan B however, if  I don’t get a job writing comedy soon for real money I’m going to have to start making crystal meth in my EZ-bake oven and lie about it by telling people I’m an architect. Very Breaking Bad…

In the meantime, feel free to paruse my rants. I’ve added new categories. There are rants on new slang, the horrible disintegration of healthcare in MY area,and  the state of arizona, and sex…..And how could ANYONE have a blog without it’s obligatory rants on the Jersey Shore…I watched a marathon of it and I think I ruptured my spleen! (under rants section) However, I cannot IMAGINE what my mother would say about this show. She’d probably have a massive coronary.

Got some great new eyeshadows by a company called Piret & Tamara (neat name, huh?) and just won a prize for a makeup review I did for another blog.  So many things are a-happenin’. Sometimes I get worn out, but I always come back.  I wish older ladies would shut the hell up about how they think I’m probably starting ‘the change’…

Enjoy yourselves, kiddies, life is shorter than you think! Like John Oates short (I know I love that phrase)…But this I swear to you, as God as my witness, if Jack Black gets a star on the Hollywood walk of fame, I WILL fly out there, sit on the star, dump gasoline on myself and set myself on fire like a Buddhist monk. Why is he famous and I”m not? Gotta work on my comedy network..My goal in life is to be able to say “FUEL THE JET…”

Love to you all.

xoxo

Tamara

This is my blurb that was published in the suny Albany Alumni magazine….download the pdf,  I am on pg 33

http://www.albany.edu/ualbanymagazine/

download pdf version and scroll down to page 33